The left-wing politicians don't want Brexit, and the right-wing ones don't either because they would lose their only platform point.

Deism ;)

All of them (including whatever yours is).

With all due respect, memes work by going strait to people's most basic emotional reflexes through pictures. Positions based on coherent argument are more difficult to convey through memes. In the end we're all on the same "side", although we apparently have different political viewpoints.

Russia wants English speakers?