this is one of my favorite episodes of futurama... dialog around T=14:40:

Dear Fry,
our time together was short,
but it was the best time of my life.
-- Leela

Fry:
All in all, I had a good life.
What do you say, the three of us grab a sixpack,
and watch the universe end.

Bender:
That is basically what I do every day.

Fry:
To the end of the universe!

she: our kid came out of my tits!
him: our kid came out of my cock!

not practical if you are just two years old ...