i do this at my best friends job ill wait for him to go on break and then there's me just doing this and then when he goes on break him and I both do it together and like like idiots on drugs

they'll just assign both anyway

hes using the force

i had both

welp my mom forgets i exist and my dad goes outside my window and uses his cattle whip and breaks the sound barrier and scares the crap out of me so that's how my parents wake me up