Rather than satisfied I feel irritated

istg imgflip on phone is f**ked up

Not wiping your shit = Death

If you have ever understand relationships before, you have to understand this
Your friend loved his girlfriend, but then she broke up with him, yet he loved her more than anything (If you leave me I'll die moment) so that caused him depression and yeah that's what the meme is talking about

hope nothing will happen bad to the cat's neck