Did you hear about that girl named success. She said we wouldn't have a future together.
X All The Y
Because they are distracted by my amazing singing
Bad Luck Brian
Wow, when I put in my history exam I got it back with a bunch of smooch marks and some fat girls phone number
Chef Gordon Ramsay
Canada doesnt use abortion sadly, they use beibortion, in which a beiver adopts your child. Im a beiver my self