“French, or the Trench
Spanish, or Vanish
Japanese, or broken knees
Kor-een or never be seen
Finnish or be finished
Dutch or the crutch
Greek or your teeth
Italian or the battalion
German you vermin
Czech or your neck
Portuguese or the squeeze
Latin or be flattened
Hawaiian or you're crying
Hebrew or you're through
Vietnamese or your grand-niece
Polish or be demolishes
Norwegian or never speak again.”
-Duolingo Bird
