Removing the paper bottom from a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup without some of the chocolate sticking to it.

I'd rather pull it for a decent porn star. There's too much train wreck with these two to stay hard.

What if the being who's keeping us in the jar also has a cat?

I'm done with everyone's new crap, because they come out with something and I like it and then it's like "Yoink, limited time only, bruh." If it's not a permanent feature on the menu, I don't want it.

If it was a modern representation of the American education system, the taped on clock would be digital.