50 shades of gravy
Robert Brownie Jr.
• One Munch Man
• All Planet no Fitness
Nicolas Cage Free eggs I Can't see the solar eclipse because of you
Christain Ranal(dough)
• Pronouns are kgs/lbs
• Avatar (I ate all) the last chicken tenders
• The Food, the Fat, and the Hungry
Billie Relish
Kevin Heart Attack
Clint Feastwood
• So fat that you have your own photosynthesis
• Ate the Death Star
Farts are chernobyl Clouds
Anakin Piewalker
Blood Pressure higher than the moon and back
Captain Fat Sparrow
• Big Muckbang Thoery
• Bud's not Light
John never Cena Gym
World of War Kraft Mac and Cheese
Baltimore Rasins
• Ham Newton
• Cleveland Brown Gravey
• Eater Griffin
Eater Parker
(P)eater Pan...Cakes
Fatatoullie • Atomic *Nomp*
Has own orbit
Pooper Sayin
Pronouns are OB/CD
Thor the God of Hunger
Chris Poprocks
• Marylin MonRolls
Salena Gummiez
Nutter Butterfly
John Cena(bon)
Built like Michelin Man
• Spiderman: Far From Healthy
Dwane the "Chopped Cheese" Johnson
Skydive so I don't have to go to school tomorrow Steven ate the Universe
George WashMEALTON
Bro built like Tinker Bell's cousin. "Taco Bell"
• Kung Food Panda
• The Ball in Rocket Legue
• Judge Foody
• Forever 21 Tons
• Pirates of the CARBibeans
• Belly Button gets home 15 minutes before you
• Elijah Moore food
• Toast Malone
• Lamar FATson
• (not) Super Cardio Bros.
• McDonald Duck
• McDonald Trump
• If bro was a character in the Titanic, he'd be the Iceberg
• Tom Sunk-A-Cruise
John F. Chinity
Lasagnye West
Adolf Bigler
Klash of Clams
Jason Born to Eat
John F. Kidneybeans
• Kevin Heart failure
• Steven Wonder how many pounds •
Alice in Whopperland
Thank you NASA, I've never been so close to Jupiter
• Cardi oBcd
• Harriet Tubbyman
• Keanu Cheese
• Bro has to drink the Boston harbor if he wants tea
• Bro built like Bigweld
• So fat that you could sell shade
• The UFC puts you in a whole new weight class
• Part time job as a bean bag chair
Lignunna Mcencken
• Bro was dropped on Nagasaki
• Bro has a bounty on all you can eat places
• Bro is the average guy in Walle
• So fat that he needs two waches for every time zone
• When you sit on a walmart, you lower the prices
• When bro was a spy, their name was double-o-bese
• Thanos had to clap to erase bro
• Even Dora can't explore you
• Bro can't even jump to conclusions
• When bro goes camping, the bears hide their food • You're so fat, when you step on the weighing machine the doctor
said: holy shit that's my phone number. • You're so fat, Thor's hammer became the
