I just thought it looked like the thing had a motor on it and was out of control, but I guess that kitten was just really excited to move. Super nice.

please Mrs. Avery I just gotta talk to her

not sure if this is really nice or really mean

broken hymen of your highness, I'm left black.
throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back.

Technology should have stopped with the 60 mph automobile. Yet here we are redundantly using it to complain about it.