it probably says:
Eat glvresso gerk wtg kf on jukefun it's jerk but enscloseru s aka high jk u kas في d' bdy cwr ز indistinct because after ز your eyes blind on the newspaper and you have to back off because you couldn't read it anymore
thats still a dumb concept
merl probably took your idea and put them under an "idk" mask and reveals the independent "idk" mask accidentally
also what the hell is merls cats name
is it
uhhhhh
lemme take a guess here...
*long pause*
is it berlin? maybe merl addicted to her cat berlin is probably why she says idk too, but its probably up to Phoenix SC to reveal why merl says idk.