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The rock up my ass made me disabled
Told bro I have CP, he asked if I was mental
My breath smells like shit, I need a Mento
I'm weird as shit, I just licked my toe
Kim Jong Un is a master of goon
Me and P. Diddy had a sneaky, sneaky link
He showed me his super big ding-a-ling
Jeffery Epstein touched me when I was a teen
When I met my uncle, shit got freaky
Turns out me and him are mad zesty
9-11, Osama is relatеd to Obama
Hitler definitely had a micropеnis
To excite myself, I shove some Hot Wheels up my anus
Cumshot so powerful, it reached Venus
And Kai Cenat is a performative dingus
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Told bro they traded, it's the new wave
He then lost all his money the very next day
Right after that, I lost 5K on a poker play
Then my crush turned down my date
Alright, that's it, time to turn gay and be a femboy on OnlyFans
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