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Bad Luck Brian in fun
6 ups, 9y
ADMITS HE'S PRETENDING AND ONLY WANTED TO SEE ACTUAL WOMEN ARRESTED FOR HATE CRIME | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Confession Bear in fun
1 up, 9y
Have you ever been able to like a like? I don't see any buttons for liking likes. One can only click to like comments on a meme, therefore likes on comments are infinitely more numerous than likes on likes. That's the cleverness of charlesBattista's meme; the double meaning of "more" (both in numerical value and comparative preference) in this case incites humour and deserves the praise of a cognizant reader.
Razzle dazzle themAnd they'll never catch wise in fun
0 ups, 9y
It's all show business kid
These trials, the whole world, show business
But kid, you're workin' with a star, the biggest

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate

Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting?
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll never catch wise

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bamboozler

Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They let you get away with murder

Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance

Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act that's unassailable
They'll wait a year 'till you're available

Give 'em the old, double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot, you got no talents?

Razzle dazzle 'em, razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star