Foolish silly cat, I have set an elaborate series of home alone inspired traps. There are 21 traps for you to pass, then you must make it through a recreation of the squid games made using cardboard, knifes, and fire. Then and only then shall you arrive at the door to my room, but when you try to open it… You shall be punched in the face all the way back to the beginning where the traps are.. when you get back you shall see the maze of identical doors I have built, behind each door is a riddle, a puzzle, or a trolly problem. After many moons of making it through my defenses you shall finally reach me, but as you spin the chair I am sitting in around, you shall see, that is merely a cardboard cutout in the shape of me, as in the time it took you to arrive at this point, I was fleeing to Japan. :3
