Does nobody else use Adblock? Haven't seen a Youtube ad in AGES.

Because Science totally invented evolution and didn't simply discover a pre-existing process that it had nothing to do with... OH WAIT.

How about the sheer improbability of the universe having any chance of supporting carbon-based life? Of course, by the same reasoning you use, you wouldn't believe in a neutrino either, since we've never actually observed one, only secondary particle cascades we theorize MIGHT indicate one...