guys my friend's name is mario, is he cooked? /sarc

this is literally cause and effect. to disprove you would mean to disprove at least twelve laws of physics and physically alter the speed of light.

those were the days...

its a fruit.
chocolate is when you take the fruit, extract the seeds, ferment the seeds, dry, roast, seperate the shells from the beans, blend it with sugar (and milk powder if you want), and wait for it to solidify.
it's a heavily processed (in a good way) fruit.

same