That's my school

As an Ohioan, I have now been officially revealed that birds are real. I am very upset about this due to the fact that it means I have been lied to my entire life. I would appreciate it if I was given some form of therapy for this trauma.

it does happen, happened to my friend

there has litteraly not been a school shooting at my school in the 40 years it has existed

i dont get chocolates , i get other candy because people know i'm not a chocolate person