It took me a second... but I got it... and if I had a good pun... I'd put it here... (I wanted to use pug, but I just couldn't figure out the right way!)

I've always wanted to do that. Every time it comes up, my body screams, "PULL THE PLUG! TURN IT OFF! DO WHAT MUST BE DONE!!"

I was gone for a year and a half. It's going to take a while... (I had 7,000 emails - But it went down to about 600 when I deleted all the Facebook emails :P)

I totally do this! When I was in college, I would leave my alarm clock on my desk.