hooray! i hope you never come back!

too bad, i have the golden monke immortality to this stuff!

more like: alex/hybrid/emo?/gay/ half demon/ half toilet plunger/ Ḏ̵̡̨̨̧̢̢̢̧̧̛̛̛̱̱̱̪̲͎̭͎͙̺̪̤̣̝̞̲̰̳̖̤̥͍͖̭̞͈̗̦͈̱͖͕̞͖̜̯͕̲͇̮͚͙͖̹͇̘̤͔̞̲̺͉̝̦̥̭͂̌̇́͊̈͛͆͌̔̈́̓̀̆̂̄̒̇̈́͗̈͑̋́̋̎̈́́̓̑͗̄͊̈́̇̒͒̑́̉̓̌̿̋̌͒̈̽̈̀̚̚͘͘͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅO̷̢̢̨̨̧̲̪͕̻̙̗̦̲̰̙̹̟͔̪̠̰̱͈̝͚̼̺͈͇̹̰̺͉̥͍̘̜͚̫̲̱̞̫̳̝̰̱͖̥̼̠̙̬͍̗̯̥͎̹̫͓̫̖̪̬̝̪͙͍͖̣͖̠͍̼͙͛̂̈̽̍̄̃̋̕ͅN̸̢̛̜̙̫̘͛́̅͑̌̂͋̈̈́̀̌̌̊̀̈́̄̒͒̓̿̈͌͛̉̌́́̆̄͊͂͛͂̏͗̏̀̎̈̊̈́͆̉̊̾́̍͐̓͗̚̚̕̚̚̚͘͘͝͝͝͠͝T̴̢̨̢̧̳̘̖̳͈̪͕̣̺̹̤̠̞͍̬̯̣͕̹̭̪̺̣͓̝͙̹͉̝̞̖̠̖̟͈͚̙̖͎͔̳͓̫͈͔̳̠̰̰̯̻̗̯͓̣̝̝̯̪̯̆̂̉̽̃͒͋͗̆͘͜͜͜͝ ̸̡̨̧̧̨̡̨̛͎̘̰̘͚̖̜̖̮̥͚̺̬̺͙͙͖̦͕̤̻̤̱̦̭̳͕̥̞̪̩͚̤͕̥̱̻̗͚͙̱̠̤̬̞̹̣̹̦̠̩̱̮̣̠͕̻̤̎͛́̇̓̌̐͌̊́̇͒̓̍̔̾̆̒̊̓̒͒͑̔̀̂̉͂̄̌̎́̒̅͂̊̑̄͂̂͗͆̈́͛̌͌̓̉͑̃͌͋͂͆̓̄͋̈́͘͘̚̚͝͝͠͝ͅͅT̷̨̧̛̛̛̯̞̠̰͙͖͖̰͚̘̹̟̰̳̹͓̱̦̞̰͙̙̪̥̳̳͎̰̪̻̞͕̟͔̺̝̱̼̪̜̹̮͖̯̙̥͇̟̪͉͉͉̝̠̻̮̦̤͉̱̥͈̻̫͈̼̖̹͆̓̍̆̆̎͂̌͌̏̓̒̓͊̈̏̈́̐̈́͂̏̃͋̍̀̈̐̋̋̂̋̀͌̏̿̋͋̈́͗̋̂͑̓͆̇̾̇̉̍̀̑̄̈́̃̋̄̑͐̎͆͋̉̃͑̍̋̂͋͑̋̒͒͂̃̈͛͒̽͂̋̚͘̚͜͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅƠ̸̡̡̢̨̨̰̝̟̰̦͈͔̘̪̬̻̪͎͇̩̲̰̹̳̝͔͓̭̭̬̥͙͙͎̳̼̺̹̱̪̪̦̺͖̫̠̻̬̏́̓̂̐̀̅̓̀̌́̔͊̅̎̋̓̑̽͆̈́̒̉̆͑͗̔̅̓̍̃́̒̎̒̔̂̚̚̚̕͘͜͜͜͠͠͝U̸̧̨̨̧̼͍̹̰̮̱̪͚̦͚̜̟̲̠̱̫̻̟̹̻̗̰̦̯͔̥͙̟̗̗̳̳̼͍̜̙̻͚͉̠͕͉͚̞̟͕̖̺̖̰̻̥̗͚͉͈̘̩͙̞͓͈̫̺̹͖̥̝̹̦̜̯̥̥̜͇̝͇̺̠̳͍͍͔̗̍̊͂͂̂́͆͛͌̊͛͊̈́̊̑́̒̐͊̓̈́̈̆͐̓̾͑̿͛̀͘̕͜͜͜͜Ç̸̡̨̛̱͕̮͖̹̙̤̲̞͉̤͙͈̯̙̥̩̟̩̻̝̰͔͔͇͎̟̖̀̌̈̈̉͋̋̽͌̄̔̐͆͂̄̅͒̔͒̀̽͐́͒̊͌͌́̓͐͋͗̋͂́̈́͌͂̌́͗̂̃̏͆͑̐͒͛̃͆͌͛͗̏̐̂͋̊̍́͛͂̾͗̈͊͊͒̀͘̕̚̕͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͠Ḩ̶̡̧̧̡̧̧͔̠̮͕̘̤̼̺̗̰̱̟̖̟̰̤͈̥̲̫͕̦̯̯̖͚͈̞̻͙̖̫̟̼̬͈̣̖͕̟̯̖͓̗̯̳̻̘̩͔̹̻͔̳̳̦͓̟̯̺̩̩͎̝̣̩̻͓͘͜͜ ̸̛̛̦̯͓͚̝̺̍̂͛̽͒̈̈̆̉̑͂͒͋͘̕͠͝M̸̧̧̡̧̧̗͉̗̜̬̰͉̩̭̥̪̣̻̮̩͎̝̜̫̮̭̘̝̮̩̦̖͇̠͍͙̩̞͎̘̭̪̝͉̫͕̳̙͕̥̈́͛̉̀̈́͑̓̔̋͋ͅͅͅY̴̞̘̱̞͉͔̥͇̲̱̟̬̟͍̲̫̩͔͇̽̄͑̄͐̀̌̍͠ͅͅ ̶̨̨̢̡̢̧̛͖͚̖͈̺̙̲͔̰̘̘͎̱̝͉̹̺̱̳̬͚͓̟̙̥̳̦͈͔̳̥̘̲̖̩̼̰͎͙͎̲̠̩͈͎̰͎̜̮̙̻̲͍͇̫̭̭̪̣̳̳̞̩͙͎̙͚̞̗͕͖͙̤͓̤̉̊̾͂̌̍̇̂͗͒̉̈́͋͛͛̈́͑̀͒̎́̒̎̈́͛̈́͂̔̃̃̿̄͑̑̌̑̃̀̅̄͊̔͊̀͗̌̔͊͂̆̓̈́͗̆̆̂̍̉́̈͑͌̽͂̆͘̕͘͜͠͠͝͠͝T̷̡̨̧̛̛̛̛̲̥̯͕̩͉̖̬͔̗̱͚̻̟̥̣̯̭̫̤̳͔̯̞̟̮̤̺͉̣͔̺͉̘͓̤̼͍̳͓̙̫̪̳̫͂́͌̈́̑̍̉̅̎͊̿̎̎̎̃͆́̎̇̍̂͂́͗̽̍̔̃̀͂͑̉̈́́̀́̍̈̂̐̓̈́͛̀́̂̅̉̇͂̽̌̏̍̄̀̍͒̈́̎͊͘̕̕̚͘͜͝͝ͅĄ̶̛̛̛͉̻̣̰̣̦̳͖̰͈̹̠̟̲͓̦̲̱̮͔͍͚̩̭͔̻͔̃͐̽̋̌͆̂̅̅̀̀̽̋̈̆̽̀̇̾̀̈́͐̓͗̂͋̀̆̈̓̄̎͘͠I̷̡̡̛̛͇̤̞͈̺̦̲̞͍̩̖̹̝̥͎̬͉̻͚̣̳͉̭͎̣̺̜̘̥̘͉̬̞̗̲̞̙͕͉̗̝̪̥̳̭̰̺̳͚͍͔͊́̓̈̒́̊̄́͂̅͛̔̔̽͗̈̔̇͗̆̄͌̐̈́͛́̄̾̇̉̀̎̐͑͂͐̉̈́̽̽͑̋̂̐́͆̎͛̀̌̋̌́̆́̿̒̐̐̎̆̒͛̏̑̆́͂̏̂̌͗̊̽̅͛͗̾̈́̚̕͘̚͘͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅḶ̴̨̡̧̨̨̛̛̛͖̪͕̘͙̖̖̻͖̪̦͙̤͍̻̪̱͉͉̟͉͎͔̦͖͇̣̘̬̺̹͕̘̓͌͗͐̇̿̀̎͒́̑͂̀̎̍̆͑̿̎̏̀̐̊͂̈̌̉̑̒̂̂̉̿̎̊͐͒̐̓͒̔͂̒̓̇̂̊̍̎̽̾̑̅̊̈́̔͛̇͒̉̚̕͜͝ͅ/shy/sussy impostor/ boy/pterodactyl/epik/single/three 34497437652865754538546535354636754w873ths snail

this isnt true for my mom (shes white tho)

no, half the internet does