Me: kills a villager

Villager news: a man hunt is currently undergoing, with villager #278 being killed this morning, as it is the killer was described by witness as a Minecraft player, as it is we have found that player’s house in a big player city, and they were not home, the hunt continues.. (ends)

It’s has parental locks on, cant access setttings, plus got it move to my iPad so I’m all good

Then 9/11, Im still a bit tired..

What’s even worse about 9/11