Wish granted. You can now fall asleep on demand of others. Good luck defeating some supervillain who just makes everyone around him sleep.

Wish granted. Cars can talk now, and they will constantly call you slurs.

Wish granted. Epstein will get sent to Africa.

Wish granted. I am now going to have sex with a policeman and possibly enjoy it.

Wish granted. Tung Tung Sahur comes to life. As a terrorist who causes WW3.