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J-Laws an ass hat...
Misspeeled tha wurd Houston...g'damnit!
Mr T Pity The Fool
The real conspiracy in all of this. Is that people actually believe that thousands upon thousands of relatively un-connected human beings can quietly cooperate, organize, and execute a plan flawlessly while committing treason. It's sad and strange optimism that underscores just how stupid and yet arrogant we are as a species. We can't rig elections, we're too f**king stupid to do it without getting caught. Show me a theory where one lone mad genius does it and I'll find it believable.
Interesting questions for everybody...
None of them. They're all rich spoiled actors and old as shit. Ok, maybe Segal. But not because he's a bad ass. But because I can at least tell people. "Hey I got my ass kicked with Steven Segal."
Creepy Condescending Wonka
Abolish the Electoral College