Those should be the least of its problems.

Wouldn’t “|-o-| |-o-| |-o-|” make more sense than “(-o-) (-o-) (-o-)”, though?

No. It’s said to actually be a deep & heartwarming series that everyone must watch despite what most sane people think of it. Personally, I think that’s bullcrap.

How presents are wrapped in cartoons:

I don’t even watch soccer but still know exactly what you mean.