yeah...

*me as soon as someone says anything remotely similar to a bible verse*

not all of us, just like a fourth of us

wait, you're not the shark, just the fin, but you're also the fin? You are the fin of the shark, but also the shark? my head hurts now-

It's not that Satan punishes people, but that he torments them, and enjoys it. Satan loves to see people suffer. God is the one that punishes people, and it pains him more than nails through his hands and being hung on a cross.