That all depends where the shit ends up.

Sh! Don't tell them that. I have a family to feed.

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What do you think the truck driver is thinking? ????

Lady, while that may be true, think about the innocent people who had to witness a barefooted cyclist on a free way.

This kind of thing traumatizes young children. You’ve accidentally raised a whole generation of sadistic 3 year old comedians.