So get your fantasy narratives straight, my friend of 10 years is treating you way better than he treats me. So get it together and show a little appreciation

That literal last paragraph.

I was just talking about that friend that you mentioned. I know it was a different user. Thanks for the lecture. I don't mind looking through big comment chains with like thousands of words.

We at least need a meme with some plot.

…for one dollar…

wtf?