Play pumped up kicks with the quiet kid in a hoodie on.That will get the kids running for sure!

(Slap sound effect) TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES,AND WELCOME BACK TO HHAAAAPPPPYYY WWHEEEELLLS!!!!

I personally believe that we as a society should settle disputes with a fight inside of a Walmart

You have a good point

A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor