Oh, no no no no no no, I don’t think you understand, we aren’t being punished, we are the punishment.

No, mostly because of the massive beaurocratic headache changing species would be, if they even let you do that.

Ooooh, that’s a good one, on an unrelated note, what’s you’re favorite type of saxophone, mine is the Eb baritone saxophone, mostly since it transposes essentially directly from bass clef.

Same

I’ve always enjoyed the “sufferless gore”, like, it don’t hurt, ant it ain’t displeasurable, but your insides are still outside, y’know what I mean