You don't have the testicular fortitude to kill anyone or you would have done it long ago.
You're just a cowardly little sack of shit screaming for the attention your parents never gave you as a child

Amphibian allergies

Must be proceeds from your gloryhole

Maybe add this disclaimer next time:

Yoshi's voting games are explicitly designed around altering its own rules, where making and amending rules—including those governing voting and winning are changed at Yoshi's discretion."