That’s when you know you’re in just as much trouble as an international war criminal.

I know! I really like pineapple as a pizza topping.

I thought this image could use a little more usage because of how scary, but moreover likable it is.

I first learned the countries of the world at age 4. I always saw this specific country pronounced “Ny-jur.” Recently, I heard someone pronounce it “Ny-jeer.” Either way, I know very well that it’s not pronounced… you know, that racist N-word.

Don’t worry. I don’t take satire and dark humor seriously.