Not falling for it.

My favorite thing to say in reply: “I’m watching this in 1256 B.C. under the rule of Ramses II on my iStone.”

That’s when you know you’re in just as much trouble as an international war criminal.

I know! I really like pineapple as a pizza topping.

I thought this image could use a little more usage because of how scary, but moreover likable it is.