Basically a 1% grade means that the elevation changed by 1 foot or meter for every 100 feet or meters travelled, or in other words, basically flat

We lost Voltron and Captain Underpants bc Lesbian Space Princess needed to exist apparently

You either hit the ground or the windshield

I was about to say satire, but then again there are so many braindead idiots on the internet I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't

Ik that