whats wrong with john egbert x captain puffy? i mean sure puffy is 35 years old but john is canonically confirmed to be an adult, at the end of homestuck he turned like 24

i couldn't come up with any othee ship sorry + im hyperfixaing on the first one i literally drew seggz of it :sob:

im a xeno user myself but due to the way my brain processes things i dont really understand. it might be neurodiveegency and taking others' metaphors too literally but idk. i know how my gender works but idk how others" gender (s) work(s).
let's suffer together not knowing how a xeno works

as a non-binary person i swear I'll lose my shit if i see another "xenogender plural system nonbinary faeflx" type headcanon fr

what does "[insert character here] irl" even mean. i mean... you can't be a fictional character in real life, right