Allow me to show you a more updated version of this meme based on the numerous compliments I received from some fanmade merch I wore during a Disney World trip I recently returned from, which I feel is the only plausible solution to this problem: https://i.imgflip.com/7g87k5.jpg

Take a look at this screenshot from the Stillborn Franchise page on TVTropes.org and find out for yourself:
https://hosting.photobucket.com/images/i/SaraHouck/Screenshot_20230304_161646_Chrome.jpg