How do I get the site to stop sending me unsolicited messages like "Sever Error", "Unable to connect", and "Something went wrong"?

The school system's just mad because you have better fighting skills than they did when they were your age.

It's how they unleash their temper tantrums.

It's kind of sad, really.

Could you aim your hand a little more to the right?

Both and neither

Press charges instead