Old enough to understand how things work, during the start of their health education, 5th or 4th grade. (9 to 11ish)

Perhaps

Fanblades is a reference to another Fandom and Rusty is a reference to Rumble Fish so yeah

Because your Pete leaves his wife at home taking care of their newborn baby all while facing postpartum depression and pain from giving birth while he drinks with his friends.

Inhale toothpaste powder until you get an affect similar to that of cocaine