And this was your answer to it, the whole time.

I'm trying to write a fanfiction about this actually happening. (Oh, and Fred and George wrote it as a prank) but now realize that the Goblet has made DUMBLEDORE's mother a Triwizard champion.

In bowling "Nice ball!" accompanied by an ok sign means "That was pathetic! You knocked 0 pins down."

Missing the point. No president is infallible. But a dictator is, at least to his loyal supporters. You're calling every other president out for their shortcomings proves that they were presidents and not dictators.