I don’t know if you will ever see this, but I feel like putting my hat in the ring… gently. I can see where you are coming from, but if you wanted to be really particular about it, it would be: Na, H, Br, O instead of NaHBrO. Sadly, both of these absolutely destroys the joke but if you’re in to that sort of thing, by all means, go ahead.
That is because Natrium is the lesser known name of Sodium. It comes from the Latin word for Sodium which Latin is a dead language. Good on you for knowing these sort of things though.