"Sure. It's Monday tomorrow, which means Rosie will be at school, and as you know, I get the day off weekends and Mondays from the record store. So yeah, tomorrow is perfect. See you then, Becca."
*I give a two-fingered salute to the officers in sendoff, then I start walking home*
"No problem. Rosie came to my door saying he was missing, so, as the neighbor who steps up, I went on a fuŃking scavenger hunt to find him. She tagged along, we found him, and he pulled me down the street to this corner, where he dug the hole and found buried roadkill."
