Proseart (1802)
Joined 2018-05-23
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Dwight Schrute
You say goodbye to your shoulders entirely, score some dilaudid from some sketchy guy at a Marathon gas pump (Marathon is always ghetto looking) and probably go take whatever you accidentally shot instead of your target to get repaired. Then you slowly develop spinal diseases. Yw
Dwight Schrute
Came home feeling famished Reaching for an orange But my heart was damaged There was only porridge It works when orange is pronounced correctly as 2 syllables haha Forage works as well.
Dwight Schrute
You beat me to it lol
Dwight Schrute
Porridge. Boom.