[Verse 1]
Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
I don't like blue cheese 'cause it is really smelly
You touch my pizza, you're gonna have to die
Start writing your farewells and saying your goodbyes
Is it your birthday? Think I forgot it
Since it's not over, let's go to Hot Topic
I'm sorry, Granny, for pushing you down the stairs
I apologized, don't know why you think I don't care

[Bridge]
I'm stuck in my freezer turning into a Klondike Bar
I don't know where I'm going, but I know I'm going far
I'm stuck in my freezer turning into a Klondike Bar
I don't know where I'm going, but I know I'm going far

[Verse 2]
Just a reminder, don't touch my pizza
Or you'll regret it, you really will
I'll keep my composure, things will get out of hand
Don't know what I'm doing, I made this at 4 a.m.
Just be yourself, man, it'll be alright
Don't let them test you, you gotta put up a good fight
I'm really sleepy, so it is time to rest
I'm ending this song now, I hope you have a good night