I am that one person, you could put a gun to my head and I still would struggle writing out a legible sentence

I do not kill people, that is my least favorite thing to do

Same thing either way

On every single test I have ever finished, "All of the above" was always the right answer, and yet I still inspect the other answers to make sure

Alright campers, today's challenge is to listen to a synth 80's rock song without violently sobbing