That thing's got a smooth bore. Putting a red dot on it isn't going to make it more accurate. Then again, I don't imagine most duels take place that far apart, so it probably isn't necessary anyway.

There actually does exist a rocket launcher pistol, the Gyrojet. Unfortunately, the bullets do not explode.

*confused Russian screaming*

That's gotta be the longest shortest day of that SU-35 pilot's life.

That's not a kettle. That's a chamber pot. He's essentially wearing a bucket of shit on his head.