I said it before and I'll say it again. Whether it's cracking open beers or cracking open bad guys, the Makarov doesn't disappoint.

As a guy who likes cheese and goes into the woods to shoot at trash, I salute you.

No, that's actually just a production photo from when they were filming Beetlejuice.

That might be okay if you're a kid, but as an adult, there is no socially acceptable way around this.

It absolutely did. Also, The Aquabats are an awesome band.