I am an autistic man though, which brings us right back to me saying that she would either be a perfect girlfriend for me, or it would lock us into a stalemate.

Yes, but actually no. We only understand direct orders, but we're also terrible at giving direct orders.

The one and only.

You know what's disturbing is, there's actually documented cases of this happening.

I feel like she and I would either be perfect partners, or stuck in a perfect stalemate.