If you don't have a nonstick pan, then I recommend lubricating the pan with butter. It'll make it taste better on top of that.

Why did I read that like Dorkly's version of Sonic?

That's why I almost exclusively watch GunTubers.

Yeah, I know. Apparently it can gray your hairs earlier than they should, which, if we're being honest, is the least of the problems.

It's to the point that my dreams are now completely indistinguishable from reality, and it's genuinely making me second-guess my decision to quit smoking.