THIS IS WHAT BARE CHESTED SANTA ASKED CHAD, THE RIGHT COUNTY CASE WORKER WHEN I FOUND SHIRTLESS SANTA INTERNET PHOTO SAYING:"GOOD MORNING, CHAD" WHAT APPEARS TO BE CHAD'S HAIRY LEGS PRESSED AGAINST SANTA'S MANLY CHEST. I MADE FLIERS TO LET THE WORLD KNOW CHAD IS IN AN "COMMITTED" RELATIONSHIP OTHER THAN HIS NOW (?) EX-WIFE.