Simple solution: Molten Freddy X Michael.
(I still prefer EggUnit over any other Miketime ship, but for those who want to ship spaghetti, Spaghetti Freddy is the best way to do it.)
In an AU, Baby could be Elizabethless and/or Ennard could be Babyless. That doesn't change Canon!MikeNard being disgusting, but just something to note.
