I upvoted this because I know who this is, but I met him once and in real life this guy is a f**king asshole.

No, people toast the toast using the toaster. People kill people using the gun. It's all about putting the toaster in the right hands.

This ones good enough for me to use on fakebook.

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I could get really political here, but I won't. So does that make me the real MVP?