Well my friend when this so called lashbacking in the REAL adult world comes for me, I'm just going to unleash my F**KING BEAR WITH THE F**KING CHAINSAW!!!! ;-)
I'm glad that you took the time to point out that Bears don't have opposable thumbs so the chainsaw would in fact be useless for it to you but I'm sure it could still rip your don't give a f**k ass to shreds :) Cheers