wait what

And you're ugly just like your mum

Alright i hace a five step plan 1. Shit my pants when it like hey buddy 2. Punch it straight in the teeth for scaring me 3. Kick it in the balls a couple times 4. Run back the way i came screaming OMFG im gonna die im gonna die im gonna throw up and then I'm gonna die 5. Lie down in a corner a swipe a sword at its legs

That is not cursed

How is thus a terrible day to have eyes