To be fair, if a survey asked me a question that stupid, I'd answer that chocolate milk comes from brown cows as well just for fun.

You claim that tomatoes are a fruit and yet a tomato was a main character on Veggietales. Curious.

You wouldn't fight a civil war if the Bill of Rights was scrapped?

He's in, so I think this one's more accurate now.

I will never calm down, but thank you for returning the tinfoil hat. I require it to protect my mind from the Space Elves.