I particularly hate... the Monday after the Super Bowl I should have been smart like my coworker and asked for the day off.

Follow up dadjoke: maybe it's also because ~E~ is the only letter that ever sends Santa -mail

🦆NASA would also have to deal with the problem of too much risk to have a quack in his helmet. I know these dadjokes are cosmically fowl.

This one is a Neltnerroneous original

Ngl didnt make up this dadjoke, but it is killing me paired with this meme 🤣