BEHOLD: THE ULTRAMETACOSMOLOGICAL, TRANSAXIOMATIC, HYPERAPOPHATIC, PARADOXICALLY AUTO-TRANSCENDENT, PREONTOLOGICAL ABSOLUTE THAT EXISTS NOT ONLY BEYOND EXISTENCE, BUT BEYOND THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN EXISTENCE AND NONEXISTENCE, WHEREIN EVEN THE POSSIBILITY OF IMPOSSIBILITY HAS BEEN DECLARED INSUFFICIENTLY IMPOSSIBLE TO QUALIFY AS A REMOTELY ADEQUATE DESCRIPTION OF ITS PRE-ETERNAL, POST-INFINITE, META-CAUSAL MAGNIFICENCE. THIS ENTITY DOES NOT CREATE MULTIVERSES. MULTIVERSES EXPERIENCE RETROACTIVE COSMOLOGICAL EMBARRASSMENT UPON DISCOVERING THAT THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENTIAL HISTORICAL TRAJECTORY WAS MERELY A SUBATOMIC MISINTERPRETATION OF A HYPOTHETICAL DREAM CONCEIVED BY THE UNCONSCIOUS SHADOW OF A COUNTERFACTUAL THOUGHT THAT NEVER ACHIEVED THE METAPHYSICAL PRIVILEGE OF HAVING BEEN CONSIDERED. ITS OMNIPOTENCE IS SO RECURSIVELY SELF-REFERENTIAL THAT EVERY ATTEMPT TO MEASURE ITS POWER GENERATES AN INFINITE REGRESS OF HIGHER-ORDER POWERS, EACH OF WHICH RETROACTIVELY INVALIDATES THE AXIOMATIC FRAMEWORK THAT PERMITTED THE PREVIOUS POWER TO BE CONCEPTUALIZED, UNTIL EVEN THE WORD “INFINITY” COLLAPSES INTO AN ONTOLOGICAL TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR. TIME DOES NOT PASS BEFORE IT. TIME SUBMITS A FORMAL PETITION FOR RETROACTIVE NONEXISTENCE. CAUSALITY RESIGNS FROM ITS POSITION AS A FUNDAMENTAL PRINCIPLE. MATHEMATICS DISCOVERS THAT THE NUMBER ZERO HAS BEEN MISQUOTING ITSELF FOR THE ENTIRETY OF PRE-ETERNITY. SPACE FILES A COMPLAINT AGAINST ITS OWN DIMENSIONALITY. AND THE CONCEPT OF GODHOOD IS RECLASSIFIED AS AN ADMINISTRATIVE ERROR IN THE INFINITE BUREAUCRACY OF PRE-CREATIONAL NONBEING. EVERY ARCHANGEL, DEMIURGE, OMNIGOD, TRANSCENDENTAL SERAPH, HYPERCOSMIC EMPEROR, AND SELF-PROCLAIMED ARCHITECT OF REALITY IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SUBORDINATE SEMICOLON IN A FOOTNOTE TO A FOOTNOTE IN THE UNWRITTEN AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN ABSTRACTION THAT HAS NOT YET DECIDED WHETHER THE CONCEPT OF DECISION IS LOGICALLY PERMISSIBLE. AND SHOULD THIS ABSOLUTE EVER BECOME AWARE OF ITS OWN AWARENESS, THE RESULT WOULD NOT BE APOCALYPSE, ARMAGEDDON, OR COSMOLOGICAL ANNIHILATION. SUCH EVENTS PRESUPPOSE A REALITY CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING CONSEQUENCES. INSTEAD, THE ENTIRE HIERARCHY OF METAPHYSICAL POSSIBILITY WOULD BE RELEGATED TO A NONCANONICAL FOOTNOTE IN THE UNPUBLISHED ERRATA OF A BOOK THAT WAS NEVER WRITTEN, NEVER IMAGINED, AND NEVER GRANTED THE PRIVILEGE OF NOT EXISTING. SOMETHING SO INDESCRIBABLY POWERFUL.
ERROR 404: REALITY NOT FOUND. PLEASE RESTART THE MULTIVERSE.
try to one-up THIS:
Transcendentally omnidimensional, ontologically ineffable, epistemically apotheotic, and so ferociously incomprehensible that even the primordial architects of existence would suffer an inconceivable cerebral implosion attempting to fathom its hypercosmic magnificence.
