But all things aside, I feel like the Glock-19 would be the best. It's compact and still packs damage. That or the GLock-30. The Glock-30 is subcompact and only holds 10 rounds, but it is .45 ACP (Automatic Colt Pistol) and that does a lot of damage considering the diameter.
Clearly there is a way that I replied to something you said in middle school. "Replying" is present tense, so I think you meant to say "ain't no way you replied to something I said in middle school". Improve your grammar, you brainless sweaty nitrile glove.